So I have a 5-year-old sister named Katisha. As the saying goes: "Kids say the darnest things!" Katisha is nooo different!

This one is from this morning:

She was watching cartoons on my tv and I was wondering if there were any other better cartoons on. So I decided to channel surf. She remained quiet for a while.

Then she muttered: "Every time you change the channel, I squeeze my buttcheeks."

Oh, Kat. Silly, silly goose.